My Manderley

A surreal slice of sarcasm sprinkled with a surreptitious smidgeon of sagacity

previos presidents

oreoofficial:

  1. obama
  2. george washington
  3. alabama
  4. hilary duff
  5. thomas edison
  6. abraham lincoln: vampire hunter
  7. teddy roosavelt 
  8. cory baxter 

(via kylemueting)

badgergasm:

Here’s hoping.

badgergasm:

Here’s hoping.

(via gtfothinspo)

chrissyglinn:

I PAUSED AT THE EXACT RIGHT TIME

chrissyglinn:

I PAUSED AT THE EXACT RIGHT TIME

(via violent-colors-so-obscene)

DC:

Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-

Marvel:

YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS

DC:

We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.

Marvel:

HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE

DC:

The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.

Marvel:

DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER

DC:

After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.

Marvel:

PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW

DC:

We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...

Marvel:

NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.

DC:

We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.

Marvel:

NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM

DC:

We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.

Marvel:

FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO

DC:

Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-

Marvel:

NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK

DC:

Wait-

Marvel:

NEW FEMALE THOR

DC:

I didn't-

Marvel:

NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA

Marvel:

TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE

Marvel:

PEACE

wocinsolidarity:

fuckallies:

On average, you have a 1 in 18,989 chance of being murdered

A trans person has a 1 in 12 chance of being murdered

The average life span of a cis person is about 75-90 

The average life expectancy of a trans person is 23-30 years old

75% of people killed in anti LGBT hate crimes are poc

Think about this the next time you go crying over “cisphobia” and “reverse racism”

MESSAGE 

(Source: fuckoffallies, via violent-colors-so-obscene)

bachtothefugue:

aboutmidi:

Double bass building?


see this building is very friendly, always greeting others with a cello.

bachtothefugue:

aboutmidi:

Double bass building?

see this building is very friendly, always greeting others with a cello.

(Source: theoceanwhispersinnightair, via violent-colors-so-obscene)

teenagegaywad:

theodorepython:

coyotescorner:

peculiaraura:

itscandidlycaratempurl:

Friendly reminder this show was filmed in front of a live studio audience in one take.

And that all sitcom laugh tracks are taken from this show because the laughter was so sincere.

friendly reminder that this show was fuckin awesome

And most of the people who were recorded laughing are dead now. When you hear people laughing in sitcoms today, it’s the recorded laughter of dead people.

Well that escalated quickly

(via violent-colors-so-obscene)

guitarbains:

yes adventure time. explain colonialism and racial imperialism to children and high niggas.

(Source: sandandglass, via accioagape)

courtneythebumbling:

Reasons why I’m excited for “Dear White People:”

  • Black actors portraying 3-dimensional characters
  • Honest social commentary
  • Targeted to the college age demographic
  • Thorough exploration of the various forms of racism in America
  • Tessa Thompson’s voice and Tyler William’s afro wig

Reasons why I’m not excited for “Dear White People:”

  • White people calling it racist
  • Mainstream media agreeing with the white people calling it racist

(via kylemueting)

“In general…there’s no point in writing hopeless novels. We all know we’re going to die; what’s important is the kind of men and women we are in the face of this.”

—   Anne Lamott (via writingquotes)