- george washington
- hilary duff
- thomas edison
- abraham lincoln: vampire hunter
- teddy roosavelt
- cory baxter
Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
NEW FEMALE THOR
NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
On average, you have a 1 in 18,989 chance of being murdered
A trans person has a 1 in 12 chance of being murdered
The average life span of a cis person is about 75-90
The average life expectancy of a trans person is 23-30 years old
75% of people killed in anti LGBT hate crimes are poc
Think about this the next time you go crying over “cisphobia” and “reverse racism”
Reasons why I’m excited for “Dear White People:”
- Black actors portraying 3-dimensional characters
- Honest social commentary
- Targeted to the college age demographic
- Thorough exploration of the various forms of racism in America
- Tessa Thompson’s voice and Tyler William’s afro wig
Reasons why I’m not excited for “Dear White People:”
- White people calling it racist
- Mainstream media agreeing with the white people calling it racist